Celtic secured another convincing victory in the Scottish Premiership by defeating Ross County 3-0 at the Global Energy Stadium just moments ago. Ross County deservedly had a player sent off before ten minutes were played but it took the Champions to get to injury time at the end of the first half for David Turnbull […]
KT was probably too young to remember the “boring boring Arsenal” tag the club carried around with them for so long. Most people thought it was because of their 1-0 wins back in the day when in fact it is that Arsenal fans are fucking stone-cold boring as fuck. Tierney enjoyed a good relationship with […]
If your out of work and stuck for a few quid The Newest Rangers Football Club are looking to hire a bunch of shredding engineers ahead of their upcoming AGM’s, Court cases and tax returns. A full classified ad is due to appear in Scottish newspapers over the next few days but our guy on […]
The SFA are pissed off with Tommy Boyd, they are so pissed they are going to bring in an independent and impartial party to deal with the ex-Celtic players ludicrous comments about loyal referee John Beaton. The clever suits will import Grand Master William Mason II from Belfast to launch an independent inquiry into the […]
It has been an emotional day for Celtic fans after they lost their favourite son to boring boring Arsenal. For one fan though it all got too much as he exploded in a local cafe. Kevin Peters or Big Kev as he is known by his pals has been living in fear for the past […]
Those boring bastards in London might be able to flash the cash and think that money can get them anything they want and in fairness, they are not far wrong. So, as a precaution lets all start an internet rumour that Keiran Tierney’s knee is absolutely fucked, forever. The story goes like this… One of […]
Sky Sports news is tonight reporting that an offer of 67 million quid has been scoffed at by the suits at Celtic Park. Peter Lawwell is said to have spit coffee all over his fleck suit when he opened the email from Chinese newcomers FC Sofaking Poon Tang. It is believed that the Celtic boardroom […]
Ibrox season ticket holder Bobby Madden has warned Celtic fans that 55 is coming for the Rangers as the SFA have brought in new rules that will allow whistlers to get away with even more blue murder than last season. The big juiced up staunch bastard felt the need to take to social media after […]
If you have ever had to hide behind the couch while the TV licence man or an ex-girlfriend is hammering away at your door you’ll get a sense of what it has been like for Celtic fans for the past few weeks. A skint Arsenal club were acting like a bunch of fucking self-righteous religious […]
CELTIC have reportedly pulled the plug on Danny Simpson coming in to speak to the club it has emerged. The Englishman and Premier League winner was supposed to be joining up with the Celtic squad this week so Neil Lennon could run the rule over the defender but according to SunSport that plan has now […]