“Say Can He Play Left-Back Again And I’ll Smash Your Face In” – Enraged Celtic Fan Loses His Shit

It has been an emotional day for Celtic fans after they lost their favourite son to boring boring Arsenal. For one fan though it all got too much as he exploded in a local cafe.

Kevin Peters or Big Kev as he is known by his pals has been living in fear for the past two months with the possible sale of his favourite Celt, Kieran Tierney. When news broke last night that Celtic had accepted a bid from the Londoners Kev went on an immediate downer.

The big fella seemed distant with a vacant stare over the past few days to the point where a few of his mates started to worry about him. With that in mind, his pals invited him down for a coffee to his local cafe. All seemed well with the lads in good spirits until Kev flipped a table screaming at one of his pals…

“Say Can He Play Left-Back Again And I’ll Smash Your Face In”

Apparently big Kev is sick to death of people and there can he play left-back patter. Today was the wrong time and the wrong place for the one-liner that has been getting overplayed for the past couple of months. 

If you like to say “can he play left-back” ten times a day be warned, there are plenty more Big Kev’s out there having none of it.