Rangers Looking To Hire Experienced Shredding Team Ahead Of AGM

If your out of work and stuck for a few quid The Newest Rangers Football Club are looking to hire a bunch of shredding engineers ahead of their upcoming AGM’s, Court cases and tax returns. A full classified ad is due to appear in Scottish newspapers over the next few days but our guy on the inside has shared some of the requirements before the jobs go live. 

In total there will be fifteen positions available, the job is a three-week contract and you need an offshore bank account to be paid into……eventually. If you are interested in applying for a position please email wonkyeye@rangers.com 

It is probably worth mentioning that last years shredding team all died in completely unsuspicious circumstances.