Stephen Brown has stepped down as a grade A ref in Scotland to focus fully on being a grade A prick. According to the Daily Rags this morning the SFA have welcomed his decision and feel he could go all the way to the top once he is fully focused and does not have to […]
Someone on the official Celtic twitter is not messing about tonight as they let Celtic fans know who the real culprit is when it comes to acting the bollocks with the David Turnbull transfer. To prove they are not messing about they’ve pinned their official tweet to the top of their account. #CelticFC was pleased […]
We don’t usually bother with classifieds on our blog but we are on a bit of a promise with this one, so here it goes. Open to all reasonable offers, this bus is in mint condition and has very low mileage. Contact Ann or Craig by phone or email only. Specifications Power: Diesel Year: Maybe […]
We have somehow managed a top ten from a possible hundred of Chris Sutton’s best tweets this season. Never one to shy away from the truth, the ex-Celtic striker likes to put the boot into the manky mob when they are down and it makes for refreshing television. In no particular order. Well done […]
Because we are mad sound, we have scoured Twitter to bring you the kindest things we could find on a rumoured “Moyes Monday”. Celtic fans have been queuing up to have their say. https://twitter.com/paulthetim/status/1131525796974288896 Ye can get David Moyes tae fuck @CelticFC — Paul (@P__67) May 23, 2019 Please @Celtic don't make David Moyes manager […]
In case you missed the white version of Tupac playing at Rugby Park on Sunday, here it is, Ryan Kent, trying to act all Gangsta with his stupid looking tattoos. The young thug, who not so long ago assaulted Scott Brown […]
Irish betting giant Paddy Power has admitted that the barometer they use to gauge who will be Celtic’s next manager is “broke to fuck”. It was the big boss man Paddy himself who called in his team of engineers after the NASA designed barometer pointed to Davie Moyes as the favourite at 1/1. Alarm bells […]
League titles are not everything, after eight of them….in a row, the whole trophy day thing must be getting a bit boring for Celtic fans. The real end of season celebrations will take place at Rugby Park this afternoon when the Rangers will lift the new “Closed The Gap” trophy. The trophy was sculpted by […]
Reformed and rehabilitated ex-Keiren Tierney fanatic Kevin Myler spills his heart out to Tees For Tims on how his KT obsession cost him 3 relationships. Myler who has just completed an eight-week rehab programme tells fellow sufferers that help is out there and that they are not on their own. Kev said: “It’s mental the […]
It’s that time of year for the fan end of season squad cull. Most rational people will have a fairly decent list of 5/6 players they’d like to see move on once that summer transfer window opens. Willie Doyle from Ayr, however, is a bit of a mad axe wielding cull assassin. He simply has […]