Bookies Declare “Favourite” Barometer Broke To Fuck

Irish betting giant Paddy Power has admitted that the barometer they use to gauge who will be Celtic’s next manager is “broke to fuck”. It was the big boss man Paddy himself who called in his team of engineers after the NASA designed barometer pointed to Davie Moyes as the favourite at 1/1.

Alarm bells went off at Paddy towers and NASA engineers were called off shuttle building duties to try and rectify the problem. After fighting a losing battle for hours chief engineer, Brad Buzz admitted that the tool was “broke to fuck.”

So far Paddy Power has named over ten different “favourite” managers for the Celtic post, everyone knows the job will go to Neil Lennon. This is to save Peter Lawell time from doing interviews and give him more time injecting tanning tablets.

We still think Paddy will have new favourite dreamed up in the next few days. It is free publicity after all.