Let’s face it, we all knew something dodgy was up with this stupid transfer since day one. It’s on, it’s off and it is back on again. What do you take us for? The only thing that is off is one of the player’s socks and as it happens the bloke only has two toes […]
Celtic fans are tonight coming to terms with the fact that they might lose Steven Gerrard to the English Championship. Stevie G might be heading back down south to take over the reins at Derby County. Stevie’s old mate Frank Lampard looks set to take over at Stamford Bridge, the bookies are now making Gerrard […]
For people who like alternative charts or tables or even prizes, the Rangers are breaking more and more records as they sign up everyone that falls into their price range. If you like to play FIFA with a fourth division team you know too well the importance of a filter in the transfer market that […]
Stephen Brown has stepped down as a grade A ref in Scotland to focus fully on being a grade A prick. According to the Daily Rags this morning the SFA have welcomed his decision and feel he could go all the way to the top once he is fully focused and does not have to […]
Someone on the official Celtic twitter is not messing about tonight as they let Celtic fans know who the real culprit is when it comes to acting the bollocks with the David Turnbull transfer. To prove they are not messing about they’ve pinned their official tweet to the top of their account. #CelticFC was pleased […]
We don’t usually bother with classifieds on our blog but we are on a bit of a promise with this one, so here it goes. Open to all reasonable offers, this bus is in mint condition and has very low mileage. Contact Ann or Craig by phone or email only. Specifications Power: Diesel Year: Maybe […]
We have somehow managed a top ten from a possible hundred of Chris Sutton’s best tweets this season. Never one to shy away from the truth, the ex-Celtic striker likes to put the boot into the manky mob when they are down and it makes for refreshing television. In no particular order. Well done […]
Because we are mad sound, we have scoured Twitter to bring you the kindest things we could find on a rumoured “Moyes Monday”. Celtic fans have been queuing up to have their say. https://twitter.com/paulthetim/status/1131525796974288896 Ye can get David Moyes tae fuck @CelticFC — Paul (@P__67) May 23, 2019 Please @Celtic don't make David Moyes manager […]
In case you missed the white version of Tupac playing at Rugby Park on Sunday, here it is, Ryan Kent, trying to act all Gangsta with his stupid looking tattoos. The young thug, who not so long ago assaulted Scott Brown […]
Irish betting giant Paddy Power has admitted that the barometer they use to gauge who will be Celtic’s next manager is “broke to fuck”. It was the big boss man Paddy himself who called in his team of engineers after the NASA designed barometer pointed to Davie Moyes as the favourite at 1/1. Alarm bells […]