When things are quiet at Scottish Football’s headquarters, you, as a football fan, should be full of fear. Spare time and men in suits are a dangerous combination. It has been over two months since the SFA’s last fuck up but fear not, they have just confirmed they are working hard behind the scenes for “something big”
Newly appointed spokesperson, Mason William Whiteside IV beamed like a Cheshire cat as he exclaimed:
“It is big, the whole office has poured over our latest fuck up, everyone has been working extremely hard to try to squeeze this cracker in before the season ends. We still have some finishing touches to add and we need our legal team to sign off before going live, I promise you we won’t disappoint.
The SFA have already played a blinder this season with some of the best fuck ups in recent seasons. At last months Fuck Up awards Claire Whyte wiped the floor with her colleagues, collecting 5 of the 6 golden fuck ups available. It is understood that the latest fuck up will target the Scottish Cup final between Hearts & Celtic at the end of the month. More on this as it unfolds.
