SFA Start Fucking Things Up Nice & Early After A Good Pre-Season

Those useless shower of shites over at SFA headquarters are hitting the ground running for the start of the 19/20 SPFL season. The clueless bunch have been working hard in pre-season up in the highlands, the bampots are said to be inventing new ways of fucking the league up and increasing their laughing stock powers.

On the prowl for their first victim, some smart arse caught wind of Jozo Simunovic’s red card in a nothing game you couldn’t even stream on your dodgy box. 

The saps in suits have decided to hand Jozo a two-match ban for Celtic’s first two games of the new season. This will just force Neil Lennon to play Celtic’s newest and the SPFL’s most expensive defender, big Christopher Jullien.  

The SFA set the bar high last season with some shambolic decisions, but they look set on bettering themselves by getting the ball rolling early.