Not happy with collecting all three points in yesterday’s vital and meaningful Glasgow Derby, Stevie G is demanding a retrospective ban for Scott Brown after he alleged Brown deliberately headbutted his player’s elbow.

Brown also conned the newbie ref by going to ground after the assault which seeing Paddy Jon Joe Flanagan receive an unfair yellow card. Speaking with the Sky the Scouser said:

“Ermmmm, it is quite clear that ermmmm, their player ermmmm, Brown, ermmmm has launched his head towards ermmmm our players head. Ermmmm, Brown escaped punishment in the last game, he ermmmm, he provoked 3 of my players into punching him and that ermmmm shows a lack of class. 

Brown was hauled in by the SFA last month after he allegedly made jokes to Rangers players about mattresses, stolen cars and something about ten in a row. The SFA have yet to comment on yesterday’s incident but it is understood they are pure shitting it from Brown’s big balled QC.