“Devastated, Take My Season Book & Ram It” – Heartbreaking News Compper Has Left Paradise

Celtic fans are coming to terms this evening that one of the Parkhead greats, Marvin Compper has left for German side MSV Duisburg. 

Some fans have even gone to the great lengths of travelling to Celtic Park to voice their concerns about this monumental depature, we caught up with the following fans on the Celtic Way for their views and they are not too happy.  

Eric Smith
“Pure devastation, if I had of known we were going to sell off one of our best players I would not have renewed my season book, they can ram it now” 

Mary Lou 
“This is all that fat ***** fault, him and his *********** heated driveway, he can get to *********, the big ********* dopey *********” 

John Thompson
“This is just insane, we are spending 7m on unknown entities, you knew what you had with big Marvin, gutted man. No way we will replace him”

We wish the big man well on his return to Germany.